Hello , this is Paul's awesummmmmm-est new blog . Please do remember to post regularly okay ? This is a piece of my effort . So hope you'll like it .
... Actually I'm quite worried you won't like it . My heart is thumping wildly . Like a chef presenting a new dish to a high-end professional taster . Feedback to me asap okay :B Anyway , I'm thinking of writing a reallllyyyy long post for you cause I want to see how it looks like . But I can't think of anything else much to say . Ehem , how about ... " I Love You Forever , Paul ! See you in bed tonight , xoxo muacks ! " (Wait . Don't freak out . I'm just joking . ) Hao Lang has seen this blog . He says it's very pretty . I told him not to lie , he says he's never lied to me before . Er-le , step one honest boy :O
I think Paul's in Company right now . I am designing a blog for Singapore's future Tycoon ! Hahehohohoho . Okay , I shall stop talking rot . I need to go for my very luxurious hourly therapy money swim in my gold bath tub that's filled with money (Duh!) . And drive down in my smexy Lamborghini Murcielago so I can collect my bird's nest from my personal bird's nest exploration team . (Double duh!) Then I have to do my exquisite diamond facial and go pick out 50 new jewelled rings so I can throw the old ones I have at home away (Duh, again!)
... You wish .
I think Donald Trump also don't have these luxuries ... (Maybe not that he can't afford them ) . Okay lah , I shall stop boasting about all the untrue stuff . Now I have to rush off to meet Bill Gates for high tea . Baibaiz .